Whenever I’m mean to my mother, I always think how upset I’d be if my future child acted that way to me…
It would break my heart.
Tracks
I’m the only one that knows anything about my mother’s nose job.
Worst Nightmare #15
CRYING
(Source: neology)
Octopus have no real bones in their body, except for a tough beak made from chitin, so they can squeeze into small places when fleeing predators. They’re highly intelligent creatures and have shown to demonstrate observational learning, they’re known for escaping from their aquarium enclosures and occasionally breaking into others for a snack.
Also, captive octopi occasionally show affection to their caretakers after an extended absence.
They’re boneless puppies! <3_<3
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK
omg :3
(Source: shewas-alreadyperfect)
How to blow a bubble:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
I can officially die happy
Tim Lane
I find it hard to use my words sometimes. But, actions are just a matter of doing what feels natural, meaning actions always feel natural. At least as long as you’re being true to yourself.
I’m 25 & still afraid I’ll break my mother’s back.
